tame-the-cunt:

What you dont get to see on this cunt’s wall are all the guys who used it without a condom, so far that numbers 4843456784234327690…….
I was looking at the pics and it appears the cunt doesn’t really have a “type” unless of course you denote type as “any guy that tells the cunt to bend over and take it”

tame-the-cunt:

What you dont get to see on this cunt’s wall are all the guys who used it without a condom, so far that numbers 4843456784234327690…….

I was looking at the pics and it appears the cunt doesn’t really have a “type” unless of course you denote type as “any guy that tells the cunt to bend over and take it”

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petforher:

Love this!

petforher:

Love this!

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gentilcurioso:

Para ela: O que você pensaria do seu marido se ele deixasse outro homem te comer e quisesse ficar embaixo vendo tudo de pertinho?
http://gentilcurioso.tumblr.com/ask

gentilcurioso:

Para ela: O que você pensaria do seu marido se ele deixasse outro homem te comer e quisesse ficar embaixo vendo tudo de pertinho?

http://gentilcurioso.tumblr.com/ask

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
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afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

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kittenwisdom:

God, this is so hot. With the way they do the camera and then their faces…
<3 kitten

kittenwisdom:

God, this is so hot. With the way they do the camera and then their faces…

<3 kitten

is it little bit confusing!?

is it little bit confusing!?

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wickedheartsboutique:

Trisha Uptown’s chastity demand

wickedheartsboutique:

Trisha Uptown’s chastity demand

xrayeyesblue:

kissmyboots:

Shoe Cleaner.

xrayeyesblue:

I would love to hear from followers willing to help bring my fantasies to life.

xrayeyesblue:

kissmyboots:

Shoe Cleaner.

xrayeyesblue:

I would love to hear from followers willing to help bring my fantasies to life.

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